“Now for the real entertainment,” notes Ron Judd of the Seattle Times, referring to his city being closer than ever to getting a new arena. “The collective civic sucking up to weasel king NBA Commissioner David Stern and relocation committee chairman Clay Bennett. Nothing could possibly warm the cockles of each man’s slowly thumping reptilian hearts like a once screwed city coming back and begging for more.” . “I know everybody’s like, ‘Smoking weed is